• me: time for bed
  • stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
  • brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
  • muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
  • skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
  • ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
  • eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
  • mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
  • body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
  • me: ok
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They unknowingly annoy the LIFE out of you, but you still want to squeeze and love them till they die. -_______________________-


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Please excuse the language, let’s focus on the subject at hand here….*i am in no way associated with this individual* #childleftbehind #Jesusbeadictuonary #hopeless #WHY

Please excuse the language, let’s focus on the subject at hand here….*i am in no way associated with this individual* #childleftbehind #Jesusbeadictuonary #hopeless #WHY

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lesongbyrd: sorryimhuman: My dance teacher. ME. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE

lesongbyrd:

sorryimhuman:

My dance teacher.

ME.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE

(Source: weheartit.com)

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LOL nooooooooooooooooooooo!

LOL nooooooooooooooooooooo!

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cleophatrajones: dancedevindance: jupiterl0ve: like i just need this on my blog. The Smoothest nigga in the video. Best part

cleophatrajones:

dancedevindance:

jupiterl0ve:

like i just need this on my blog.

The Smoothest nigga in the video.

Best part

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starslicer: qweent: HOW TO HARLEM SHAKE [INFOGRAPHIC] From: http://www.muzedevelopment.com/2013/02/how-to-harlem-shake-infographic/ I can’t believe black people don’t know what not to take seriously. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ honestly though, nothing is ever that serious lol

starslicer:

qweent:

HOW TO HARLEM SHAKE [INFOGRAPHIC]

From: http://www.muzedevelopment.com/2013/02/how-to-harlem-shake-infographic/

I can’t believe black people don’t know what not to take seriously.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ honestly though, nothing is ever that serious lol

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Before i straightened it. the growth is impressive. I love my hair. I do I do I dooooo. ;-)

Before i straightened it. the growth is impressive. I love my hair. I do I do I dooooo. ;-)

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